Round two is behind us punters and what a week it was! The Bunnies look comfortable in the headlights, Manly soared and secured a win at fortress Brookie, while the Cowboys misfired and fell off their horse once more. Let's have a look at what will happen this weekend…
Lachlan Coote finally makes his long awaited debut for North Queensland as the team doctor and physio ready his stretcher and massage table.
The Dragons break down in tears of joy because they score two tries in a game and the Red V army call for Mary to be made a saint.
Daly Cherry-Evans puts Trent Hodkinson to shame in a battle of the number sevens. DCE is then unsure whether to sledge Hodkinson about his ball playing or haircut.
John Folau to have a stunning debut for Parramatta as the Collingwood Magpies come knocking.
Adam Blair to double his output from last week and make two hit ups in forty minutes as Sam Thaiday quietly fumes on the bench because Wayne Bennett is "satisfied with the improvement".
Dave Taylor to knock up and come from the field after five minutes because all he has done in the last four weeks is walk from his car to the defendants stand.
Shane Flanagan asks who the bloody hell was handling the salary cap while he was away when he realises 90% of the money has been spent on forwards as the Sharks fail to score points again.
James Tedesco to be the first man to beat Greg Inglis one on one with a face that reads "See you in origin".
Jordan Kahu has a nightmare under highballs from Johnathon Thurston. Bennett wonders how it has come to this after being able to choose from Boyd, Hoffman, Milford and Barba to be his fullback at one stage.
Greg Bird to be chosen after the Titans game for a 'random' doping test.
That's it from me punters. As always I hope your team wins but your back pocket wins more.