Crystal Ball - Origin II

The most powerful weapon in rugby league is back for another origin special! It isn't a Greg Inglis palm or a Josh Dugan kick return, but the Crystal Ball!

* It turns out Robbie Farah had been lying to the medicos all week as his shoulder goes in the first minute of the game. Laurie Daley decides to throw Hodkinson to hooker, Pearce to halfback and Merrin to five-eight. The chubby lock has more creativity then them both combined anyway.

* David Klemmer runs on the field in the 25th minute to partner Aaron Woods upfront for NSW. They break the record for the lowest combined IQ for two players in the history of rugby league.

* Wally Lewis has a gut full of Phil Goulds' bias commentary and stands up for the entirety of Queensland mid call "Shut the fu@k up you overweight grey haired prick. You never even played Origin you overrated bean counter", before storming out of the box.

* 75,000 of the 90,000 odd fans at the game will regret not bringing binoculars when they realise how far away you are from a rugby league game at a cricket/AFL ground.

* Greg Inglis is heavily involved in this game unlike the first, with an unbelievable workload of 4 runs and 6 tackles.

* Daly Cherry-Evans has his best performance the Origin arena by far. He only dishes out three hospital passes, four poor kicks and 8 missed tackles all night. The media backflip on previous claims and concede that he is worth every cent of his new $10 million contract.

* Victorian fans are left scratching there heads when they find out that Trent Hodkinson is the third best halve at his club yet is the number 7 for New South Wales. After the game they wonder how he even has a club to begin with…

* And of course last but not least, there will be a fight! Let's be honest the main reason we watch Origin is to see fists fly and players covered in claret! The game will erupt in the 36th minute when Boyd Cordner makes his third error of the match(this part isn't surprising) and Sam Thaiday lets him know about it, only for Cordner to start unloading them! ALLL INN YOOUUUU BEAAUUTTTTYYYY!!

That's it from me punters. I hope you've found a specialty in the market, and win enough to buy your wife that overpriced handbag she has asked for for her last three birthdays.