PATRICIAN Brothers Blacktown v Endeavour Sports High School
I hate cigarettes. I don?t just dislike them ? I loathe them. You know how much you used to hate Manly? You now how much you personally hate Phil Gould and how much you despise his Roosters at this very minute? Well? that?s how much I loathe cigarettes. Yet amidst these cancerous, cantankerous life sucking cretins called ciggies, I do, somewhere down in the recesses of my heart, have a soft spot for the humble fag. And the reason can be summed up in two words - Rothmans and Winfield.
POET Jim Simmerman?s short essay entitled, Twenty Little Poetry Projects claims to provide the reader with ample tools to write the ?ultimate? poem. Simmerman?s ?tools? come in the form of twenty short rules and guidelines, each of which outline how each line of your ?ultimate? poem should be written. Having read Simmerman?s essay, I was immediately intrigued, and thought I should give it a go. So here goes. The ?ultimate? rugby league poem. With all the blame to go to Simmerman if it fails to turn out. (BTW, if at first you don?t understand it, don?t worry. You?ll catch on.)
THE location is Stadium Australia.
TO whom it may concern,
THE New Zealand Maori Selectors announced the following team to compete in the 2004 Pacific Cup.
In alphabetical order: Player Name - District League/Origin
Sam Andrews - Waicoa Bay
Kurt Cawdron - Auckland
Taite Daniels - Northland
Teteira Davis - Wellington
Willy Henare - Auckland
Aoterangi Herangi - Auckland
Charlie Herekotukutuku - Canterbury
Nathan Hohaia - Taranaki
Shane Hoskin - Taranaki
Odell Manuel - Auckland
Tukua Matthews - Waicoa Bay
Vern Moana-Mason - Waicoa Bay
Glen Rota - Auckland
Peter Prime - Northland
Kererua Savage - Hawkes Bay
Barry Tawera - Waicoa Bay
Sonny Whakarau - Manawatu
Mike Whakatihi - Manawatu
Vince Whare - Canterbury
Coach: Tawera Nikau
Asst Coach / Trainer: Terry Hermansson
Business Manager: John Devonshire
Football Manager / Strapper: Mel Rutene
The selected team is a great spread from around the country, with all players having made at least one appearance in the NZ National Competition, the Bartercard Cup.
Sonny Whakarau and Odell Manuel, two former professional Rugby League players will certainly bring experience to the team along with two former Maori Kiwi's, Tawera Nikau and Terry Hermansson in the coaching roles.
The Pacific Cup Tournament will be played between North Harbour Stadium and Ericsson Stadium No.2 in Auckland from Sunday 17 - Saturday 23 October 2004. At present, NZ Maori, Fiji, Samoa, New Caledonia, Tonga and the Cook Islands will all be taking part in the tournament.
"THE Masters of Rugby League, New Zealand will create Rugby League history at the St Mary's League Club in Sydney, Australia from 1 - 9 October 2004".
St Mary's League Club are hosting the eleventh annual V.B. Masters of Rugby League Tournament, which is the only one of its kind in the world.
Fifty Two (52) teams, 1200 players; 31 teams form New Zealand and 21 teams from all around Australia will be participate in the biggest Rugby League International Tournament.
The concept of the tournament is based on three age groups which are 35-39 years, 40-49 years, and also 60-70 year old players who play with modified rules to suit their age group.
After three days of competing, representative teams will be selected in each age group for a New Zealand vs Australia test match.
As well as a number of past state and provincial players there are notable ex-international Rugby League greats putting their boots on in this years tournament including:
THE Bulldogs have had a pleasant boost prior to the NRL Grand Final this weekend.
A terrific first up game for the 'do or die' matches of the NRL competition which sees the Bulldogs through to the 2004 Grand Final next Sunday night after defeating the 2003 Premiers, the Penrith Panthers by 30-14.
SYDNEY Roosters coach Ricky Stuart is bracing for his side's NRL preliminary final against North Queensland to be played at State of Origin intensity.
THE Sydney Roosters have defeated a gallant North Queensland Cowboys 19-16 at Telstra Stadium, booking themselves a spot in next weekend?s grand final against the Bulldogs.
FOLLOWING two semi-final wins, the North Queensland Cowboys are now just one win away from the NRL grand final.
DISGRACED former dual international Andrew Walker on Saturday apologised for taking cocaine, saying he got caught in "a moment of madness".
MANLY star Andrew Walker has announced his immediate retirement from rugby league after the NRL confirmed that he has returned a positive drug test.
THE Bulldogs will head into their preliminary final amid speculation teenage superstar Sonny Bill Williams is in the sights of the cashed-up New Zealand Rugby Union.