Lion Red Fox Memorial Preview

A mug punter taking a quick sticky at the Lion Red Fox Memorial draw for this weekend might reckon that it?s fairly easy pickings. This particular, more mature, mug punter however, has been bitten before, badly, so maybe more than a quick sticky is required.The Top Five remains pretty much as it did prior to last weekends games. The Lions maintain their four point buffer out in front. With just three games left, and their final two games being against bottom of the table teams, it?s hard to not see them being Minor Premiers. Papakura Sea Eagles are really their only (mathematical) danger, sitting in outright second spot, on fourteen points. The Northcote Tigers, despite their fairly hefty loss to Papakura last week, are in third place on twelve points. Mangere and Te Atatu make up the balance, both on eleven points, but with the Hawkes in front on points difference. Both Otahuhu and Marist still have every chance of cracking the five, but time is marching on for them. East Coast Bays now languish, firmly at the bottom of the table and one can only wonder how much of a loss to the team was the retirement of Andrew (Slipper) Green. Slipper was a star back in the Lion Red Cup days so maybe the time was right to hang up the boots.Game of the round this week is probably the clash, at Birkenhead War Memorial, between the Northcote Tigers and the Mt Albert Lions. First against third, so there is not a huge amount between these teams. Despite being in third spot, and remembering they were gifted two points through an out of order opposition, Tigers still don?t look like a Grand Final team. However, if I?m being honest, the Lions appear to have been only just doing enough as well and maybe they are both about to go up a notch. A high point of the Tigers year to date, has been the form of 17 year old full back, Nobby Locke. Nobby has been playing outstanding footy and I believe has been rewarded with a Warriors Development contract. Mt Albert by ten points.Another very juicy game will be the match between the Marist Saints and the Mangere East Hawkes. Only three points separate these two with Marist playing to gain a spot in the five and Mangere playing to retain theirs. The equivalent game in Round five saw the Saints hammered 44/4. I don?t see a similar score line in this one but I think a fairly comprehensive win to the Hawkes.Otahuhu Leopards versus Te Atatu Roosters at Henham Park tomorrow. Two points separate them, Roosters in fifth spot and the Leopards in sixth. This the toughest one to pick. The Leopards got the cigar last time, but only by four points. Te Atatu look like they may be starting to hit some form and they may be hitting it at the right time. Roosters by ten.The Papakura Sea Eagles come up over the bridge to take on East Coast Bays at Freyberg Park tomorrow. I am now very wary about suggesting the Sea Eagles should walk it in, in any game, but surely, if all things are indeed equal, that?s what should happen tomorrow. The problem is, although the Barracudas have not gone at all well this year, you just never know when they are going to pull out a blinder, particularly at home. Still, all things are equal?..aren?t they.All games commence at 2.30pm

Norton to undergo fitness test

NORTH Queensland captain Travis Norton will undergo a final test this afternoon in a desperate bid to prove his fitness for tomorrow night's clash against the Bulldogs. Norton has a shoulder injury sustained during last weekend's loss to the Sydney Roosters.

Preview: Czechs v Nederland

THE Czech Republic play their first match on away soil on Friday night (4th August) when they travel to RC Rotterdam to face a Dutch development side (kick off 20.00)After the successful visit of the GB Student Pioneers to play internationals in Prague and Olomouc against European Rugby League?s newest nation recently, a 20-man Czech squad are making the trip to the Netherlands before returning home to face Serbia on 12th August.Momentum for the code is building in the Republic and RL European Development Officer Kevin Rudd, who will be a keen observer on Friday, commented: ?This is really encouraging; I am pleased for the Czechs, they have shown great spirit taking up the challenge of learning a new sport. The British students were superb ambassadors for the code and I hope that we can encourage more clubs and University teams to get the touring bug and visit the new nations for what can be life changing experiences.?The Dutch squad for the match is also an historic one, with all bar skipper Aaron de Jager ? who is with Huddersfield Underbank Rangers in LHF Healthplan National League 3 ? attached to their fledgling domestic competition.Six players are included in the squad for the first time for a match that will be featured on local TV station RNN7, which covers the whole of the city of Rotterdam and its surrounding districts, giving the NNRLB their first major media exposure with a potential audience of over one million viewers.NEDERLAND TASMAN1. Rudy Stanford Smythe - Sparta2. Jamie Groeneweg - Hoek van Holland3. Ronald v/d Broek - Haagsche4. Jon Mckenzie - Sassenheim5. Chico de Ruiter** - WRC6. Jorik Moree - RRC7. Benji Blom - Sassenheim8. Bernie van Holstein - Hoek van Holland9. Benjamin Clingen** - RRC10. Raymond den Engelsma - Hoek van Holland11. Jason Brygoms - Sparta12. Vincent Grimbergen - Sassenheim13. Aaron de Jager - Underbank14. Caine Roseboom** - Sassenheim15. Justin de Heij - Sassenheim16. Maarten v/d Meer** - WRC17 Eric Isreal - Hoek van Holland18. Duncan van Dam - RRC19. Lorenzo Meirsto** - WRC20. Luuk Herskamp** - Sassenheim** DebutantsCZECH REPUBLIC1. Priputen Michal (C) 2. Ciporanov Tom? 3. Mana Marcel 4. Mulhall Andrew 5. Paukner Martin 6. Ku?era Michal 7. Poledna Patrik 8. Br?dle P?emek 9. St??brn? Jaroslav (VC) 10. Holovsk? Tom? 11. Ku?era Josef 12. Verbich Petr 13. Mrt?nek Milan 14. Benda Jan 15. ?paldo? Petr 16. Kurka Tom? 17. Vineck? Roman 18. ?afr?nek David 19. ?im?nek Ji?? 20. HodanSource:

Superleague R22 Preview

ROUND 22 sees a massive five games being played simultaneously on Friday night. Six rounds out from the play-offs and everyone still has something to play for? Game on! Friday: Hull FC v Leeds Rhinos at KC Stadium - televisedOutright second spot is up for grabs here and it?s one win each so far in clashes this season. Leeds have lost their last three games in a row, including being dominated by Huddersfield in last weekend?s Challenge Cup Semi Final. Danny McGuire remains unavailable but Leeds are expecting internationals Jamie Thackray and Clinton Toopi to make their club debuts. Hull won thirteen on the trot before losing to Harlequins a fortnight ago, and will be looking to bounce back to winning form with Paul Cooke, Gareth Raynor and Gareth Carvell likely to make their returns from injury. This should be a top clash between two top sides.Friday: Bradford Bulls v Warrington Wolves at Grattan (Odsal) StadiumOn the other side of Yorkshire it?s fourth versus fifth, as Warrington hope to establish their play-off credentials by continuing a four game hoodoo over the Bulls. Paul Rauhihi looks set to make his first appearance since May for the Wolves after recovering from a back injury. A win for Warrington would help keep sixth place Salford and others off their tail, while Bradford need the points to try and improve on their fourth placing in coming weeks. Will the hoodoo prevail?Friday: St Helens v Huddersfield Giants at Knowsley RoadIn Lancashire there?s a preview of the Challenge Cup final, and with Huddersfield already having scored one close win and one close loss against St Helens this season, this should be a tight contest. Captain Paul Sculthorpe has been named in the Saints squad to make his return from medial ligament injury sustained in the GB v NZ test match. Huddersfield are only two points outside sixth place and a potential play-off berth, so every game for the Giants from here on will count. Friday: Salford Reds v Harlequins RL at The WillowsSalford will hear a Government decision about their plans for a new stadium in late November, but for now they must stay focussed on maintaining their play-off spot. Losses to Wigan and Catalans have seen Salford edge closer to slipping out of the top six, and Harlequins are only three points behind and coming off their streak-ending win against Hull. Karl Fitzpatrick returns for Salford, while released winger Anthony Stewart may make his debut for new club Harlequins. Another match with a lot at stake, requiring both sides to put in their best performances. Friday: Wigan Warriors v Catalans Dragons at JJB StadiumRounding up the Friday night action Wigan look to put more distance between themselves and last spot against a Catalans side that are looking to do likewise. The Warriors are playing to avoid relegation, and the exempt French side are playing for pride and coming off a win against Salford last start. Pat Richards and David Vaealiki return to the Warriors squad in place of Kris Radlinski and Brett Dallas, following Wigan?s first loss in six matches last start against Warrington. It remains to be seen whether that set-back will dent their momentum, or whether the Dragons can give Wakefield a helping hand.Saturday: Castleford v Wakefield at The Jungle - televisedAnother Yorkshire derby on Saturday night with Castleford well placed to continue their successful return to Superleague and stay just off the pace of a play-off berth. Wakefield however will be desperate to turn their season around with new coach John Kear at the helm with the difficult task of helping the club avoid relegation. New Wildcats signing Tevita Latu will not be available while fulfilling community service obligations in Australia, while the Tigers will be without suspended half back Danny Brough. Desperation sometimes inspires surprising results in sport, time will tell if the Wildcats have what it takes to fight for survival.Points table ? six rounds to go:Saints 38Rhinos 32Hull 32Bulls 28Wolves 22Reds 20- - - - -Giants 18Harlequins 17Tigers 17Warriors 14Dragons 14Wildcats 12

Round 22 Teams and Fixtures

FRIDAY, 4th August 2006

Overnight wrap: Dragons, Fien, Wing

ST George Illawarra coach Nathan Brown believes his playmakers have finally come to grips with their on-field roles ahead of their blockbuster NRL clash against Parramatta tonight.

Round 22 NRL Preview

IT?S weeks like last week that make me question why I punt on Rugby League, but in hindsight there was some great value out there. Form reversals dominated the round?s results with the Tigers, Chooks and Bunnies turning around their collective ineptitude to surprise most people, aside from their die-hard fans of course.

Queensland Cup Preview - Rnd 20

FULL preview notes and teams for Round 20 of the Queensland Wizard Cup.Three of these games in particular will go a long way to deciding the finals make-up:Toowoomba v NorthsNorth Queensland v RedcliffeTweed Heads v Burleigh.TOOWOOMBA v NORTHS Clive Berghofer Stadium, Saturday August 5, 2pm *Live on ABC TV Referee: Michael WiseTHE STORY: Toowoomba?s quest for the minor premiership receives a boost with NRL youngsters Joel Moon and Fraser Anderson back. In threatening form of late, Norths has lost the big quartet of Chris Walker, Jamie Feeney, Aaron Bulow and Scott Anderson. Walker has been released, Feeney will be rested, while both Bulow (knee) and Anderson (foot) are injured.THE STAT: In head-to-head clashes Norths leads Toowoomba 11-8, with one draw. These matches are always keenly contested, with many junior representative teammates and future NRL players doing battle.THE STAR: Phil Wuersching has been named to play his first Wizard Cup game since recording 7 games in the 2004 season alongside the likes of Ryan Hoffman, Antonio Kaufusi and Dallas Johnson. Wuersching was captain of the Queensland Rangers team which toured NZ this year. CHANGES: TOOWOOMBA ? In: Jason Moon, Joel Moon, Fraser Anderson. Out: Pat Dall, Ben Green, Ian Lacey. NORTHS ? In: Jackson Nicolau, Brenton Stonier, Phil Wuersching, Matthew Bartlett. Out: Chris Walker, Jamie Feeney, Aaron Bulow, Scott Anderson.CHARGES: NORTHS ? Will Scanlon (Grade 2 Dangerous Throw, Early Plea, 2wks + 43pts)Toowoomba Clydesdales Players: 1. Todd PARNELL 2. Denan KEMP 3. Steve MICHAELS 4. Jason MOON 5. Gideon MZEMBE 6. Joel MOON 7. Brett SEYMOUR13. Derricke WATKINS12. Ben VAEAU11. Fraser ANDERSON10. Ben HANNANT 9. John TE REO 8. Nick KENNY (c)Interchange: 14. David TAYLOR15. Lynden MURPHY16. Lachlan MORGAN17. Jamie SIMPSONCoach: Mark GEE Norths Devils Players: 1. Smith SAMAU 2. Chad LEACH 3. Jackson NICOLAU 4. Ryan SHORTLAND 5. Steve FRANCISCUS 6. Michael BOND 7. Isaac KAUFMANN13. Trent HENRICK12. Sam TAGATAESE11. Matthew BARTLETT10. Jeff LIMA 9. James AUBUSSON 8. Troy HANSENInterchange: 14. Brenton STONIER15. Brendan AFITU16. Phil WUERSCHING17. Aaron MORGANCoach: Wayne TRELEAVEN SOUTHS LOGAN v WYNNUM MANLYBrandon Park, Saturday August 5, 3pmReferee: Justin EastwoodTHE STORY: Plenty of pride will be at stake in the ?Battle of the Birds?, a fierce clash ever since the two sides contested grand finals in 1982, 1984 and 1985. Both teams will be looking to climb a few rungs before the end of the season and build some momentum for 2007. Past players from the Magpies and Seagulls have dominated the 4BC Brisbane Rugby League Team of the 80s. THE STAT: Souths has not won more than five games in a season since the year 2000, when they claimed eight victories. That year the Magpies fielded Paul Whatuira, Francis Meli, Awen Guttenbeil, Monty Betham, Henry Faafili, Clinton Toopi and Ali Lauti?iti.THE STAR: Colourful ball-playing forward Jim Baira keeps his spot in the Wynnum Manly side after impressing against Toowoomba last week. Another Queensland Rangers representative from 2006, he played 10 games for Souths Logan last year and has played Foley Shield.CHANGES: SOUTHS LOGAN ? In: Damian Willis, Stan Fau. Out: Chris Sandow, Mase Laulu-Togagae. WYNNUM MANLY ? In: Bill Wyatt, Daniel Evans. Out: Chris Currie, Gary Winter.CHARGES: NoneSouths Logan Magpies Players: 1. Quentin LAULU-TOGAGAE 2. Tyrone COPPEDGE 3. Michael ANSCHAU 4. Damian WILLIS 5. Derek FLETCHER 6. Brandon COSTIN 7. Phil DENNIS13. Jason MITCHELL12. Tanu WULF11. Jerry AHERN10. Josh GRIFFITH 9. Cameron JOYCE 8. Angus MARTINInterchange: 14. Stanley FAU15. Chris McGURK16. Shaun NIPPERESS17. Tim CANNARDCoach: Mark GLIDDON Wynnum Manly Seagulls Players: 1. Tangi ROPATI 2. Rodney BARBA 3. Brian JELLICK 4. Steve IRWIN 5. Bill WYATT 6. Jim AHMAT 7. Albert TALIPEAU13. Luke DALZIEL-DON12. Darren BAIN11. John BRUCE10. Sam CRABB 9. Zac CHISHOLM 8. Fili SOFAInterchange: 14. Josh ROVELLI15. Jim BAIRA16. Daniel EVANS17. Kerry SMITHCoach: Neil WHARTON NORTH QLD v REDCLIFFEDairy Farmers Stadium, Saturday August 5, 5.30pmReferee: Gavin MorrisTHE STORY: Those who get to the ground early for Saturday?s Cowboys v Bulldogs clash at Dairy Farmers Stadium will be treated to a fine double-header. North Queensland and Redcliffe were tipped at the start of the season as likely Wizard Cup grand finalists ? and they have done little to change that line of thought. Earlier this year the Dolphins got up 16-14 in an absolute ripper of a clash.THE STAT: Out of the 10 Queensland Wizard Cup seasons until now, there has only been one occasion when a team has lost more than five games in the regular season and gone on to win the premiership. As it stands Redcliffe has lost five games and North Queensland has lost three.THE STAR: Rory Bromley has been recalled to the Redcliffe team in place of winger Chris Giumelli. In Round 10 against the Young Guns Bromley scored a match-equalling try with 20 seconds remaining, before Greg Bourke slotted the conversion for the win. The Baralaba speedster played for North Queensland in the 2005 grand final.CHANGES: NORTH QLD ? In: Neil Sweeney, Josh Hannay, Shane Muspratt, Daniel Strickland, Rod Jensen. Out: Ty Williams, Dean Payne, Ben Lowe, Greg Byrnes, Scott Smith. REDCLIFFE ? In: Rory Bromley. Out: Chris Giumelli.CHARGES: NoneNorth Qld Young Guns Players: 1. Jason BARSLEY 2. Neil SWEENEY 3. Josh HANNAY 4. Jamie FRIZZO 5. Brenton BOWEN 6. Shane MUSPRATT 7. Brent McCONNELL13. Rod JENSEN12. Scott BOLTON11. Daniel STRICKLAND (c)10. Sam FAUST 9. Clint AMOS 8. Ray CASHMEREInterchange: 14. Brett FIRMAN15. Leigh COGHILL16. Jim ANDERSEN17. Mark DALLE CORTCoach: Mick CRAWLEY Redcliffe Dolphins Players: 1. Ryan CULLEN 2. Kaine MANIHERA 3. Greg BOURKE 4. Nick EMMETT 5. Rory BROMLEY 6. Chris FOX 7. Marty TURNER13. Gerard PARLE12. Danny BURKE11. Grant FLUGGE10. Adam STARR 9. Michael ROBERTS 8. Troy LINDSAY (c)Interchange: 14. Nick WALKER15. Mark SHIPWAY16. Danny GREEN17. Pat GARDNERCoach: Anthony GRIFFIN CENTRAL v IPSWICHBrowne Park, Saturday August 5, 7.30pmReferee: Clayton SharpeTHE STORY: With the finals of the Rockhampton and Gladstone leagues kicking off this Sunday, the people of Central Queensland are bracing themselves for a bumper weekend of football. The Wizard Cup game on Saturday night presents an interesting clash between a Central team which has improved greatly this season and an Ipswich team finding some form.THE STAT: Central?s last three games will be at home and if the Comets can beat the Jets, Norths and Easts, they could potentially finish as high as equal-sixth. Ipswich could finish equal-eighth if it wins all its games.THE STAR: Former Australian Universities representative Marty Hatfield seems to have won favour with Comets coach Matt Parish, named for his third Wizard Cup game in a row. Last week during the bye he starred for Rockhampton Brothers as they upset local league heavyweight CQU Norths 44-16. Brothers coach Steve Parle labelled Hatfield ?just outstanding? in the Morning Bulletin.CHANGES: CENTRAL ? In: Tyron Haynes, Aaron Sweeney. Out: Jade Wogand, Callum Wilson. IPSWICH ? In: Brendon Marshall. Out: Josh Costello.CHARGES: NoneCentral Comets Players: 1. Jimmy McCONACHY 2. Marty HATFIELD 3. Guy WILLIAMS 4. Misi TAULAPAPA 5. McConkie TAUASA 6. Scott PORTER 7. Cheyenne MOTU13. Matt RUA12. Wayne BARNETT (c)11. Tyron HAYNES10. Peter PENAIA 9. Herewini RANGI 8. Aaron SWEENEYInterchange: 14. Mark SINIULA15. Kristian MENE16. Michael ESDALE17. Marty OBORNCoach: Matt PARISH Ipswich Jets Players: 1. Brendon MARSHALL 2. Ben McFADGEAN 3. Rickie DODD 4. Chris SCANLAN 5. Jonathon MUIR 6. Travis BAKER 7. Ricky BIRD13. Danny COBURN (c)12. Joel REITHMULLER11. Daniel FULLARTON10. Isaak AH MAU 9. McKenna GIBSON 8. Cameron MULCAHYInterchange: 14. Matt McPHEE15. Mathew CAMERON16. Tyson LOFIPO17. Aaron WERTHCoach: Trevor GILLMEISTER TWEED HEADS v BURLEIGHPiggabeen Complex, Sunday August 6, 3pmReferee: Brett SuttorTHE STORY: One of the biggest games of the season. Perhaps the most emotive local derby in the Wizard Cup and a game which could alter both teams? finals hopes. Burleigh is desperately trying to scrape into the top five, while Tweed Heads could finish as high as third or as low as seventh. With the Gold Coast Titans arriving in the NRL next year, plenty of players are out to impress.THE STAT: Burleigh leads Tweed Heads 4-3 in head-to-head clashes since the Seagulls were admitted to the competition in 2003. Burleigh has missed the finals just once since entering the Cup, while Tweed has made the finals only once before.THE STAR: There are some fantastic clashes across the park. Nat Barnes v Trent Purdon was a scintillating duel back in Round 10, while strong centres Josh Vaughan and Jordan Atkins are keen to do battle again. Up front you have team leaders Ryan Gundry and Matt King at hooker, with no-nonsense men Ali Brown and Andrew Moroney by their sides.CHANGES: TWEED HEADS ? In: Matt Briggs. Out: Matt Austin.BURLEIGH ? In: Brett O?Farrell. Out: Josh BlatchCHARGES: TWEED HEADS ? Matt Austin (Grade 1 Dangerous Throw + 30% + 68pts, Early Plea, 1 wk + 89pts)Tweed Heads Players: 1. Ryan MILLIGAN 2. Nat BARNES 3. James WOOD 4. Josh VAUGHAN 5. Ryan O'CONNELL 6. Brad DAVIS 7. Paul ROLLS13. Matt POW12. Dean ALLEN11. Tom PRICHARD10. Roy FRIEND 9. Matt KING 8. Andrew MORONEYInterchange: 14. Matt BRIGGS15. Selasi BERDIE16. Cory BOND17. Josh PEACOCKCoach: Steve MURPHY Burleigh Bears Players: 1. Reggie CRESSBROOK 2. Trent PURDON 3. Trent LEIS 4. Jordan ATKINS 5. Aseri LAING 6. Jamie RUSSO 7. Clay HARRIS13. Robert APANUI12. Adam HUTCHISON11. Martin GRIESE10. Shane O'FLANAGAN 9. Ryan GUNDRY 8. Ali BROWNInterchange: 14. James GRIFFITHS15. Brett O?FARRELL16. Luke MERCER17. Marty MITCHELLCoach: Jimmy LENIHAN Easts ? ByeCHARGES: Damien Durnford (Grade 1 Careless High Tackle, Easrly Plea, 0wks + 56pts)

Player updates: Hodgson, Fulton, Morley

WESTS Tigers coach Tim Sheens says captain Brett Hodgson and lock Liam Fulton may play again this season if the Tigers reach the finals. Hodgson was expected to miss the rest of the year with a knee injury but is recovering strongly and could make a comeback if the reigning premiers venture deep into this year's finals series.

Carting it up with Stevo

WITH the Nine Network set to present an extra Friday night game as of next year and Fox Sports recently announcing plans to broadcast Monday night fixtures, I feel it?s timely to look at the quality of Rugby League broadcasts throughout the nation.

Melbourne Supporters Info - Dragons v Eels

DRAGONS Supporters, After the disappointment of the last few weeks, the Dragons will be looking to make amends this Friday night against traditional rivals, the Parramatta Eels. The Eels having won their last 6 matches will be looking to add the scalp of one of the Premiership favourites to their record, but St George Illawarra have it all to play for in a match that could setup their run to the finals. The MBDS screening this week will be back at SteakOut at Crown - the only venue in Melbourne which can show the NRL at 8:30pm Friday from Channel Nine Sydney. It's been great the last few weeks seeing people wearing their MBDS shirts and other Dragons merchandise so make sure you don the Red and White for this clash. Look forward to seeing you all there. WHAT: Dragons v EelsWHEN: Friday 4th August, 8:30pmWHERE: SteakOut Sports Bar, Level 1, Crown Casino GO THE DRAGONS!!

Injury news: Williams, Thurston, Tanielu

NORTH Queensland winger Ty Williams may be back in action by the first round of the Finals despite undergoing knee surgery this week.

Wrap: Roberts, Hunt, Dykes & Noddy

SYDNEY Roosters winger Amos Roberts is free to play in Sunday's clash against Newcastle after beating a grade one dangerous throw charge at the NRL judiciary tonight.

Bartercard Cup Rd 15 (Wk 2 Split) Result

BARTERCARD CUP COMPETITION - ROUND 15 RESULTS (Week 2 Of Split Round)Monday 31 July 2006 Auckland Lions vs Counties Manukau JetzNorth Harbour Stadium, AlbanyAuckland Lions 28Tries: M. Solomona, M. Start, S. Fa'alogo (3)Goals: S. Buckingham (4)Counties Manukau Jetz 20Tries: M. Filipo, J. Ioapo, E. Uasi, L. MoalaGoals: D. Heketoa (2)Halftime: 18 - 10 To Auckland Lions

On The 7th Day

GOD had been thinking. Armageddon was close now, and he knew he?d have to start sorting out the saints from the sinners. It wasn?t easy being omnipotent, and even all-powerful beings have to work through tough patches from eon to eon. ?I?m pretty rusty. I really need to get a bit of smiting practice in.? He?d taken to talking to himself in his old age.In order to catch up, he sat back in his newly-created recliner, and skimmed the paper. He chuckled, and a golfer in Kansas was struck by lightning. ?Shane Warne really cracks me up. When will he ever learn?? He chuckled again. ?In about three weeks.? God never tired of ?end-of-the-world? jokes.After reading the sports section he had an epiphany. There certainly seemed to be a lot of controversy in rugby league. It would be the perfect place to start.He took out 'The Ten Commandments ? God?s Version and other stories' from his white robe. It had served him well in the past and he should be able to pass judgment on league like he had in days of yore. ?Just like riding a bike.? After looking the commandments over, he decided to only use some.He started writing.?Okay. I?m God, worship me first.? Phil Gould was an obvious front-runner here, given his God-complex, as was Alan Jones. Allah would never forgive him if he included the Bulldogs supporters, and he enjoyed discussing the subtleties of stoning with someone.?I am not a profanity.? Raudonikis and Finch were the first added, and they kept on coming. Blaspheming sure had gained in popularity. ?I might need a new book?. ?Kick back on Sundays.? He thought for a while. ?Hmm, I?ll amend that one.? In these modern times there was always room for 24-7 worship.?Honour your Mum and Dad.? The original marketing plan didn?t allow for future amendments, or additions, but after assessing the parental abilities of the world this really needed to be waived. He was feeling a little depressed now.This used to be so much easier. Sipping on a cup of his favourite coffee, he pondered the apocalypse. The black phone rang. A row of six phones - all different colours - lay side by side. Rastafarian God Jah rang on the green phone; Hindu God Ganesh on the blue; Allah had red; Jesus (busy putting his image on a burrito in Mexico) chose yellow; The Pope was white, and black was for?the other one.?Hello Luc,? he said.?Whassup G???You know I don?t like being called that,? God said.?Yeah,? Lucifer sighed. ?Look G. You must be getting ready for the big clean-out shortly. I need to budget for extra space, or storage fees will come into it. Should I reserve the seventh circle of hell???Yes. That?s a good idea Luc. Expect some guests late next week. But keep a table in the third circle for Riddell.??Speaking of gluttony, still up for dinner on Saturday???Wouldn?t miss it,? God replied, ?and bring your son.??Sure thing, and I?ll get Hitler onto the reservations.?God put the receiver down. He was glad he disposed of the pink phone. Answer George Bush?s call once and all hell breaks loose.?Don?t kill.? After striking out in his last two attempts, God was not happy. Nothing constituted killing. Prior loading would have to be enough. Yes, that?ll do: Morley, Crocker, and Ryles were all starters. He couldn?t bring himself to include Reuben Wiki. ?He?s always been hard done by.??Don?t cheat.? His mind wandered to the AFL. God muttered, ?Wayne Carey will keep.? He?d worry about the NRL offenders another time.?Don?t steal.? The NRL had got in first on this one. Maybe Gallop is paying attention? He noted Gould was the greatest opponent of the stripping law. ?That?s two.? An extra mark went in the book.?Don?t make things up and say it?s true.? As much as he enjoyed The Daily Telegraph and Danny Weidler, he knew when someone was pulling the other one as much as the next God. A number of other media personnel were included, and he rounded it off with everyone from 2GB and Ray Hadley.Satisfied, he put the pen down, and glanced over at his framed Queensland jersey; signed by Allan Langer. Jesus got extra brownie points for that. Walking over to the window, he looked down at the Earth and beamed. ?Things are coming together nicely.?

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